Around 100 protesters were arrested on Saturday at a pro-Palestine encampment at Northeastern University, but not the one whose hate speech got everything shut down.

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    1 year ago

    This particular agitator has Red Pilled us all to the most effective method of kidnapping a 16 year old girl in broad daylight, whenever we’re overcome by urges to play Christopher Wilder, but ain’t motivated enough to charm her into getting in a car with us

    Waltz through the middle of a bustling shopping center one Saturday afternoon, point to some random asshole who’s exiting the building, then start shouting “He’s gonna kidnap that girl!!! He’s got a stun gun and duct tape under his jacket!!!”

    While everyone else is distracted, subdue the high school sophmore you’ve followed into the joint, take her home to the DIY playroom in your basement, and wow that little girl with hijinks far too garish for inclusion in the Saw franchise