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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago

The audacity

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The audacity

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 15 hours ago
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  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    2 hours ago

    American hospitals in 2025:

  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero

    Original

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      7 hours ago

      The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

  • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess… 🤷‍♂️

    Ain’t paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.

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    This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states. Ideally one that is not for profit.

  • Nelots@lemmy.zip
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    10 hours ago

    I’m not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here’s the full original image.

    spoiler

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    10 hours ago

    Fucking Ghostbusters.

  • sandflavoured@lemm.ee
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    11 hours ago

    why they wearing crocs

    • Jesus@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.

      They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      It’s common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁

      • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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        They’re also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.

      • Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11 hours ago

        They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

        • 13igTyme@lemmy.world
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          I’ve literally never seen anyone wear Crocs and I’ve worked at several hospitals and now have a job that visits and consults with hospitals.

          100% of OR staff wear disposable shoe covers and bedside staff wear comfortable sneakers or Dansko clogs. Crocs makes clogs, but they don’t have the quality for 12 hour shifts.

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            Then you’re blind or worse, a furrener

        • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          10 hours ago

          Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Know how I know you’re American?

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      I’m not.

      In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it’s life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she’s still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.

      Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.

      • uuldika@lemmy.ml
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        you’d think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.

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    12 hours ago

    if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

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      5 hours ago

      New game+, you start with your own funeral debt

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your reincarnated life working to pay for it

    • Summer@lemmy.zip
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      12 hours ago

      Omg so true 😂😂

  • TimboSlice@discuss.online
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    12 hours ago

    In reality, it’d be the executives pulling, not the staff…

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      Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don’t like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    I owe my soul to the company store

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    14 hours ago

    Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.

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    Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:

    Why do they nail coffins shut?

    To keep oncologists out.

    • ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee
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      Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?

      • zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”

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          13 hours ago

          Not with the way I heard it delivered.

      • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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        14 hours ago

        Yes.

  • barbedbeard@lemmy.ml
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    The insurance hasn’t authorized this procedure, we must get him back.

    • Summer@lemmy.zip
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      14 hours ago

      😂😂

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