• Cosmic Cleric@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Where’s the robot to clean up the flaming, decapitated gopher carcasses off my lawn?

      Not needed, because they get flamed while they’re in their burrows underground. So all you have to do is plug up the holes after the bot comes out and you’re done.

    • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      They have an app for that now. It’s like Uber but somehow even treats their “contractors” in a worse fashion. It’s called Flameaway.