I choose Mufasa
Kodos
I voted for Kang!
Just for the comedy that might ensue from how horrible of a president he’d be, my vote is Principal Dr. Cinnamon J. Scudworth with Buttlertron as his VP.
Either that, or if possible, as a slightly more serious answer, why not have someone like an actual scientist like Professor Professor from The Secret Show with Name Changed Daily as the VP ( or vice versa )? They already run a not-so-secret spy organization, so why not?
Franziska von Karma. I was going to say Miles Edgeworth, but… let’s face it, there are plenty of foolish fools in need of a whipping right now. 😌
(I know she’s really a “game character”, but she was in the anime, so she still counts. 🧑⚖️)
No thanks. I’d vote for Phoenix. or maybe Pearl when she turns 35.
Jessica Rabbit.
All those “women can’t be president” douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming “nice guys” which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
Winnie the Pooh for the irony
You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that
This will be an interesting meeting.
Someone even more incompetent so he can destroy the USA quicker but less likely to push the nuke button.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
King Julien. No one comes close.
I gather you like to move it move it?
And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!
That’s who we have now
No, where’s the crown?
It’s the maga hat
Ok, can give him that. But where’s the “all problems shall be solved with dancing” executive order.
Damnit, you’re right
Okay, where’s the sense of style?
King Bob, from Minions. We have to run through the RGB spectrum. Green would be Shrek, blue would be James P Sullivan
Keith David’s president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.
I mean we could just use Keith David in general right? Like would it necessarily have to be that version from Rick & Morty?
Requiem for a Dream though…
We could but I mean he’s already got experience
He’s got VP experience if we go with the Saints Row version
He’s a VP that really gets things done, in Saints Row.
President meeseeks would be fire. He’d get shit done for people.
Archer.
Mallory Archer.
So, Lucille from Arrested Development
They have the same vibe, but Lucille is kind of a buffoon, whereas Mallory gets shit done.
Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.
If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).
Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.
we’re headed for Barry though. 😞
Eh… idk man. Barry was redeemable at the end and barring a few cases, was surprisingly competent. Pretty sure we got spray tan Cheryl. (Nepo baby, you’re never sure if theyre on drugs or just severely mentally deficient, and definitely unironically uses the phrase, “the poors”)
Clark Kent.
He always disappears in emergency situations though. Can’t rely on the guy.
mufasa wasnt born in the US, he cant be president. i say the creepy toon villain from who framed roger rabbit. he’s electable.
William Murderface
I want the whole band as president. Joint office shared by five dudes who just want everything to be black and metal all the time.
At least they’re open about wanting people to die.
They’d get bored after a time and Charles Foster Offdensen would have to step in.
The bass is the foundation of the executive branch of the government!
They were governors of Florida
Murderface Murderface Murderface
Ed
Edd
Eddy
Plank
You mean my best friend Plank?
