You know what they say. You fuck ONE goat!

Props to your mom for “Monkey Fucking, Kitty Bitch!” I’m gonna steal that. It’s mine now.

Buoys outside of America they’re pronounced the same.

Fuck yeah, just give the ancient Greeks hindu-arabic numerals and watch them lose their minds. Teach Zeno calculus and watch him try to prove it wrong.

If you’re looking for the biggest change in our timeline for the littlest work I’d give a hindu-arabic numerals to early Greek mathematicians. Watching those guys try to wrap their heads around zero, that would fuck Pythagoras.

No I can’t see a horse here, that’s why we’re guessing.

Seriously I’m on Lemmy and nobody’s said “The Princess Dick” yet!?!? You people are getting lazy

I just don’t understand why God Emperor Trump cares more about the godless hippies in Portland and sending in the Army to protect them rather then sending in the Army to protect the righteous God fearing people of Southport, North Carolina

/s

Am I crazy or didn’t we see these in Big Hero 6?

I’ve been carving flutes for the last six weeks.

Well you see the Reasonablists book the park for today because the Ice Cream social was yesterday. So Zorp the Surveyor will come at dawn to eat our faces.

All Hail Zorp!

Yeah I know is amazing JK Simmons can play a lot of different characters but J. Jonah can only be played by J.K.

Yeah but you know in his mind Spider-Girl is a menace and that spunky Madi Parker is a good kid so they can’t be related. And you can see the scene where the green goblin is threatening him in his office and he starts off with “It’s Spider-Girl, ya Neanderthal!”

This is Top J. Jonah, I can totally see J.K Simmons yelling this with a cigar in his mouth pointing at Jamie Clayton

But that takes out all the chalange because all the regions have major cities and therefore all sorts of restaurants. I mean you can get good Chinese food in Buenos Aires I know and most other regional cuisines. I mean then New York City is op and everyone else is second place.

Yeah but the real cuisine from Australia is grubs, roo meat and berries.

Yeah, this only leads to troubles.

a loose javelina running around? Now that’s got be a good story. And I’m sure the school did a better job of rounding him up then K.P.'s doing of find Luigi’s less handsome brother.

Yeah plex was awesome when it was just a fork of XBMC but it’s just another story of someone taking an open source project and privatising it to enshitify it.