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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    23 hours ago

    How is that outdated machine the correct response? My brother in Christ, you need to upgrade that rig out of 2004.

  • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      Why?

      I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

      • Holyginz@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

        • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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          1 day ago

          Most people date from the Internet now and days. It’s not wild to find love. It’s just a connection point.

    • LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Probably

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Those specs suck.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      They’d have been alright in 2009.

      • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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        12 hours ago

        But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    2 days ago

    5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      2 days ago

      This exchange is older than grindr

    • illegible@discuss.tchncs.de
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      2 days ago

      4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

  • anachrohack@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    And they say romance is dead

  • carl_dungeon@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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      Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        23 hours ago

        If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

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          18 hours ago

          I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

      • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

        • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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          23 hours ago

          Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

          Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

          • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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            The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

            • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              8 hours ago

              110 mils

        • Doom@ttrpg.network
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          1 day ago

          needle dick then

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    The PC… 🤏

    • Pnut@lemm.ee
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      2 days ago

      In its hay day I would have killed for that.

      P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    2 days ago

    But what’s the radius of the balls?

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    2 days ago

    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

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      That is implied.

      The Arch is slightly to the left.

  • GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Cut dick?

    • Randelung@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Circumcised.

  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    …what year is this???

  • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

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      2 days ago

      Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

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        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

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      Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

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        I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.

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          How is it a weird number? Its 2**9

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            HDDs have generally been dec round numbers rather than binary

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              2 days ago

              Maybe but its still not a weird number in this context :p

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                I feel like for HDDs it is. In general it is not. The even weirder thing is that HDD sizes are expressed in decimal gigabytes to inflate the numbers. A 500 GB drive will show as around 480 in some operating systems.

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      2 days ago

      Are you telling me this post is fake?

  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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    2 days ago

    Pretty weak specs tbh.

    • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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      The dick or the computer?

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      That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.

  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    Nerds be like:

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Gay nerds be like* 😅

      • atlien51@lemm.ee
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        Oh right my bad

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    MfT

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