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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • atlien51@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    Nerds be like:

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Gay nerds be like* 😅

      • atlien51@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        Oh right my bad

  • carl_dungeon@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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      Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

      • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

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          Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

          Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

          • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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            The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

            • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              4 months ago

              110 mils

        • Doom@ttrpg.networkBanned
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          4 months ago

          needle dick then

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

        • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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          I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

  • lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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    4 months ago

    The PC… 🤏

    • Pnut@lemm.ee
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      4 months ago

      In its hay day I would have killed for that.

      P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.

  • Gorge@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    This guy fucks.

    • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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      4 months ago

      He better, because he doesn’t game for sure

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    4 months ago

    Hot.

    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      4 months ago

      Holy hell it’s Grok

      • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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        4 months ago

        …squints a little…

  • Darren@sopuli.xyz
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    4 months ago

    Also, HMU with Blue’s profile. I want to get some work out tips from him.

  • TinyPuni (she/her) @lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I don’t know what you guys are talking about?
      I’ve used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn’t supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

      Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

      • lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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        How is that usable? My work laptop with win11 is at 8-10 GB after boot

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          Perhaps early Windows 11 was a bit different. Plus I disabled Superfetch and BITS which would otherwise max out CPU, and when still on HDD, that too.
          Though I am not entirely sure if I also disabled something else.

          It could idle at around 5% I believe.

          Also, unused RAM is wasted RAM. Just because it’s used doesn’t mean it’s unusably full. Linux too will eat up entire RAM for caching, but it can be freed when needed.

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        Pretty usable with that thing.

        Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

        So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          No, the hardware died. Just randomly shut down a few times until it didn’t boot nor POST. Anymore. The most it could do is spin a fan and output 5V to USB.

      • Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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        oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

      • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        Probably the faulty nvidia die substrate issue. I’m amazed it lasted this long, most of those chips died long ago.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Yeah, I’ve seen such stuff on old forums. Unfortunately, a replacement GPU would cost around €50, and that is just not worth it to try obviously.
          The CPU was €1.38 on AliExpress, so that was worth a try, but for the most part it just produced more heat

          Some different GPU would probably work there, but then again, I don’t know if it is a GPU issue. It wouldn’t even show any drive activity when attempting to boot.

    • Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3…

    • ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works
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      That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

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    I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

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      Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      otherwise I fell bad for my bro

      Not sure if you meant to write “feel”, but it is too late now.
      Maybe you should get in touch 😏

  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

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      It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺

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    deleted by creator

  • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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    When Protogens use Grindr

    • fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Can confirm

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    Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

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      Buddy I have less than that I’m so fukken done… I’m bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc…

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      Plus the required network connection and AI.

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      Could be a perfectly good FreeBSD box!

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    Intel

    Okay off to a bad start.

    Core 2 Duo

    Ok boomer.

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    I would understand if he ran away. Not because you’re a nerd, but because of the wooden computer

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    I can strapolate his other stats based on these

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      I can strapolate all the stats are what he made up in his head

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