As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?
Why?
I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.
I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.
Most people date from the Internet now and days. It’s not wild to find love. It’s just a connection point.
Probably
Those specs suck.
They’d have been alright in 2009.
I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference
5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.
This exchange is older than grindr
4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.
And they say romance is dead
5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes
Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy
If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?
It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.
Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.
Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.
The PC… 🤏
In its hay day I would have killed for that.
P.S. my auto-correct wants me to say “have gotten killed for that”. Yet again, I’m the victim.
But what’s the radius of the balls?
You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch
That is implied.
The Arch is slightly to the left.
Cut dick?
Circumcised.
…what year is this???
Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.
Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.
Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.
That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.
I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.
Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.
I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.
How is it a weird number? Its 2**9
HDDs have generally been dec round numbers rather than binary
Maybe but its still not a weird number in this context :p
I feel like for HDDs it is. In general it is not. The even weirder thing is that HDD sizes are expressed in decimal gigabytes to inflate the numbers. A 500 GB drive will show as around 480 in some operating systems.
Are you telling me this post is fake?
Pretty weak specs tbh.
The dick or the computer?
That X1950 pro and Core 2 Duo are pretty awesome if the year is 2007. 5400rpm HDD lets it down a bit though.
Nerds be like:
Gay nerds be like* 😅
Oh right my bad
MfT
~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.
Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?
It’s the radius.
I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct
