In inpatient psychiatry I tell my coworkers “I hope your shift is mind-numbingly boring” or something similar (keyword being boring) because in my line of work, interesting (usually) = bad.

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  • mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub
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    7 months ago

    “You can do it, buddy. Shit your pants!”

    I mean, I don’t actually know if people ever say this or not, but you can start if you wanna be a cool trendsetter!

    • z00s@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      I have had bowel obstructions before and if a nurse or doctor said this I would be very amused 🤣