• werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Oh God! C’mon dude! It’s the other fat guy in a red hat! Do I have to use one of my remaining wishes again!!! Is that how prayers work now? But what if I think of a wish accidentally? Oh man, I was thinking about Boeing engine covers the other day and how flimsy they are. I didn’t mean that wish, can I get back the credit? Oh shit, I have to take back the Mindy wish too! Sorry Mindy! I’m sure they do make bras for 3 boobs in double D’s…right? Or can we take it back? Oh please take it back! Oh please God! Oh please St Peter, help me find my keys too…hey men!