I’m not saying Trump is a billionaire, or even a good businessman, but holy shit how crazy is it that people are trading $35/share for something their grandkids could put together over a long weekend of free time?

I think you are interpreting this wrong… people are paying $35 a share because one of two reasons:

• they are completely deluded and think of Trump as a literal messiah
• they think $35 a share for a complete slut that would do anything but with the powers of the US Presidency is a bargain