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I don’t want to talk dirty with you, lady. Go away.
The chrome off a trailer hitch
Did she scalp Marge Simpson for that feather duster?
If you like double entendres, you’ll love @lyndsaydotw on Instagram. She reads children books that are not exactly for children. Some are stupidly funny.
Her broom looks like an Infinity gauntlet.
First she dusts you, then she sweeps and trashes you. Just another day restoring the balance.
Linda is more powerful than you could ever imagine.