This is assuming that the thought is translated into something each person can understand.
“We heard you. We’re on our way.”
“This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that’s gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you.”
Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.
I think if you said son or sons and left out “Jesus” you would get greater effect. Make it ambiguous enough that it calls to every Abrahamic religion.
use “your god” instead of god, “chosen one” instead of messiah and “evil” instead of satan and you get the polytheistic religions to join in as well.
also, some highly confused star wars fans, maybe.
Or just say “you are the antichrist. Go forth and conquer”
“Remember you’ll die.”
I’m not a troublemaker so it would have to be for a good reason… and how I wish I could shake people out of their stupor and there’s no better way than to consider your own mortality, as it puts things into perspective.
Millions of traumatized children, though.
Eh, they were gonna be aware of it regardless, it’s just a bit uncomfortable, lol. I mean, the whole prompt was to create chaos, this is but a step above “Santa’s not real” and under “Western amorality and capacity to organise for the purpose of murder and pillage with no second thoughts has given the West their position in the world for about two millennia”. Any reasonable human was gonna realize it eventually, is what I mean. 🤷
Fair!
Polyphia’s album is amazing BTW.
General strike til Trump is no longer president
“YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME.”
Don’t even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it’s the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn’t believe in a god would start questioning everything.
Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.
“This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”
I believe God would approve, at least of the intention. 🙏
You guys know “everyone” includes trump, putin, jo-un, jimping, and all the other crazies out there right?!
Do we want to end the world?
Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn’t really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I’m sure chaos will result nonetheless.
“This is God, there’s a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don’t matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You’ve disappointed me, do better”
Do better? That’s liberal shit and you lost every right winger.
That’s where the chaos comes in, how would they reconcile the dichotomy between an ostensibly divine message that directs them to follow the teachings of the religion that they profess to follow and the actions of their own party that directly contradict that in a lot of ways? Chaos would be an understatement for a lot of them.
I’m sure the mental gymnastics involved with trying to reconcile both sides would be worthy of the Olympics.
God’s a RINO!!!
“nah, don’t tell the humans, it would just cause panic and there’s nothing they can do anymore”
The rapture of the holy happened five minutes ago and no one was saved. The next 3.5 years will be chaos, starvation and death. Save yourself if you can.
Something like “This is God speaking.” and “You were right, and all the other religions were wrong”. Nukes would just fling flang and we’d finally just end it.
“Is this thing on ?” And then never say anything further.
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!
None of you are correct, except Jeff, he can get it
If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.
