It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
They died…
Oh jeez.
Could have been worse
to shreds you say…
Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)
Nah, just cash. That’s why the bills are so cartoony now
Apprexiate the reminder but I remembered to do this yesterday, thank god!
Has anyone clicked these to see what we must do?
Instructions seem quite clear- pierce your speaker with a toothpick.
Instructions unclear: I have ruptured my eardrum with 1840s style compass
Once out of curiosity.
It’s usually an ad ridden article with AI vomit to make it really long that eventually tells you there’s a point update in iOS.
Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
Stab your speaker.
Just hit it with a hammer.
The fuck is this about
I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
It’s about making you click
Stab stab stabby stab stability stab.
What’s happening on Saturday
That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
Ah yes, the mind control sound.
It seems like alternatively you could cross the border to some other country and not have to do this anymore. Slovakia gets all the breaks.
What real life event is this referencing?
Aubergine Sunday.
Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
I thought I was just going deaf.
Both can be true!
You seem like a glass-half-full kind of person.
How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit
Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird
I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
Já jsem cizinec.
Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
Americký expat
Yeah, I know three such people, all various academics in Prague. There are barely any cities further east that are so welcoming to people like you. Other than the school shooting last Christmas, we don’t really have much against American culture taking roots.
I’ve worked in pretty much every CEE country and usually many cities in each of them the last 24 years and really can’t say I ever felt unwelcome, even in places you’d think might be less welcoming like smaller cities in Russia. There are certainly places that are easier to get around but I really can’t say I’ve ever felt truly unsafe or unwelcome even when making questionable decisions. Of course shitty individuals exist anywhere, but I can’t say I’ve run into more here than I have in the states.
even when making questionable decisions
Well, unfortunately Prague is also quite full of scammers that will take advantage of your situation. I’m sure you’ve been told to be careful when exchanging money and riding taxis.
My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
