Issss Boris!
You forgot to put The Bay Leaf™
This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she’s fine with it.
I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don’t do it every week I promise… Please stop calling me out. It’s just comfort food I swear
Monster!
It’s not sad. I’m jealous
That’s a high quality gif
Nah it’s my wife. She knows.
Chile and their heart attack inducing hot dogs… and suddenly I want one.
Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam
That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a friend).
You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but [*shivers*]
In that case, you should probably try goblin cum some time 🤷
Mine was a joke too. You indicated that you had only tasted one, but not which one.
Yeah, I was a bit slow there.
Nah, it doesn’t even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.
Hellman’s of a guy
I for one am quite confident it’s not me.
I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Oh they have a pretty good idea. They’re currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.
It’s probably me
They know it
I’d imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there’s no way to tell.
