So I’m still on Facebook and lately the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”. See: https://www.facebook.com/davon999/posts/pfbid023woxuD3nufLG6PpqmHzHamDLTwkRNJjJi6xYmyX7g88TzwidnM9H5hz18wNL8s39l
Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen
Amen.
Is this picture implying Jesus is a centaur?
So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.
NPC behaviour, truly.
Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It’s so shallow he’s not even bothering to walk on it.
Solved the whole walking on water
trickillusionThere’s only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*
JESU 24
*Fuck off if there’s flooding.
Jesus’ dad decided to do global flood 2.0 and leave his only son there. mwhahahaha
six limbs! He’s technically an insect
Some sort of praying mantis?
You see, you can tell it’s fake because Jesus isn’t real (and also doesn’t have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)
Those could be a guys legs.
we need one of them feet guys to weigh in
Sometimes in art Jesus is depicted as having frail or feminine legs. Which I assume is where this AI got this?
Anyway if you are gay for Jesus’ legs, that’s cool bro no one is judging you here. Jesus would probably post on the com where fem boys run arch Linux and take pics of their thigh high socks.
That’s not a leg 😏
This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.
I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don’t get wet
Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves
Jesus Mutant Superstar.
“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”
Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.
He can turn water into wine, couldn’t he just magic the bones into place?
So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it’s allegedly supporting?
That’s why he’s looking at it so intensely with his one eye