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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

We pink inside too :(

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We pink inside too :(

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee
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    19 hours ago

    It’s not pink… it’s salmon.

  • DogOnKeyboard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • jpeps@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Farrow & Ball go further by just calling their salmon paint colour “Dead Salmon”.

  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world
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    Pink salmon have a kinda pinkish stripe on them

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    If it ain’t pink on the inside you better run away fast as you can

    • itsnotits@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      you’d* better run away

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    1 day ago

    since when is salmon pink? it’s very obviously orange, tuna is pink.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      You need to adjust your RGB settings. Tweak them until the salmon is pink-orange and not orange-pink.

    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works
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      Salmon pink is a real color. But I think it refers to the cooked salmon, and not raw salmon.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        but cooked salmon is either pale orange (the middle) or dark orange (the outside)?

    • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works
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      Colors are such a subjective experience! I would definitely classify salmon as pink, but now that you say it I can see why another person might classify it as orange. It would never have occured to me naturally though.

      Isn’t that cool?

  • mtchristo@lemm.ee
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    Now let the shrimp ask a Frenchman the same question.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    It’s umm sockeye salmon colour.

  • qarbone@lemmy.world
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    D’y’know how many fish are “silvery-blue”, salmon?? Get over yourself, and be glad we didn’t name the color “sockeye pink”.

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    Some species just evolved to taste better with cream cheese, we don’t make the rules…

  • Rooskie91@discuss.online
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    Humans: Shut up and eat more krill

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    Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”

    Salmon: “Yah.”

    Human: “And we rub there bellies, you know?”

    Salmon: “Okay.”

    Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before cutting you into chunks and throwing you in a fire.”

    Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-

    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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      Hey, you should see what we did to Mr. Steckerlfisch over there.

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    Because the meat is pink. Seems simple to understand for anyone who’s been to the seafood counter at a grocery store

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      stabs you

      hey, this guy is actually a salmon! I was wondering what smelled so bad over here

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    As my horny friend with 3 testicles says, “It’s all pink on the inside!”

    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world
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      If I had a nickel for every ET the Extra Testicle reference I have seen today…

      That would be 2 nickels, more nickels than I have used as currency since I last watched “Still Smok’n”. Which is weird.

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    Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

    • Stovetop@lemmy.world
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      Then why the heck we call them gray matter?

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        I don’t know about you but I like my women alive.

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          Dead on the inside, alive on the outside. Wait, I think that’s me. My bad.

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        Brains ARE grey, they just hold a LOT of blood, making them look pinkish. But the neurons are grey.

        The brain also has white matter (the axons) which is white due to a fatty layer.

      • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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        Different preservation methods, doncha know? Now sit right there as I tell you aaaaaall about why anything but formaldehyde is heresy…

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