i imagine every capital word hes just screaming it and its not him its the guy that plays him from snl and then i reamber theres a chance this is real and i just get sad
But what does he think of Trans Canada Highway?
Or the Pontiac Trans Am?
Trumo should be in mental institution, not White House. Seriously.
There’s a difference?
When a clown moves in to the Palace, the clown doesn’t become a King. Rather, the Palace turns into a circus. (or something like that)
Of course there’s a difference, one is a place where the mentally unwell go to get what they need before moving on in life, while the other is being defunded by the former.
:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:
Yeah this one tasted like shit lmao
Actually wish this was real lmao
No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.
Ikr, who doesn’t love King Crab?
Honestly we’d probably be better off if this was true, plus we get rid of florida? No brainer
What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.
I mean, there is literally 0 chance Trump has listened to or even heard of the … band? musical group? … Boards of Canada, only took me 7 words.
But uh hey, if you’ve never heard of em, give em a listen.
In particular, here’s the last song, the outro ‘manifesto’ of their album ‘Music has the right to children’, their debut in 1998.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnopyFg5msU
Rather poignant message.
Whole album is also great, of course.
Orange!
I don’t want them to control what I say or think, just what other people say or think, and I want to be the one in charge of all that, or at least be on the side that’s in control of that. – An uncomfortably large portion of the U.S.
They’re all amazing but my vote is for Campfire Headphase
I could tell partway into the first line because there is no way that this man appreciates art of any kind.
No way Trump appreciates Boards of Canada.
Turns out this fakepost is actually a Boards of Canada fan detector mechanism, apparently.
This is fake?
He could never have such good taste in music.
I read till the “FIRST TIME” and knew it was a fanfic.
It literally took until the “signed America over to Canada” line before I was confident it was fake.
Fuck, this is a weird timeline. At least Hitler was eloquent.
I’d say more diligent. He was screaming like a madman but practiced in front of a mirror.
He wasn’t that eloquent honestly. Just … Boisterous, loud and probably about on par with Trump when it comes to just packing stadiums and getting people riled up over social problems. Problems that were complex but he had simple answers to.
I’m really tired of all this “Hitler was a genius” bullshit, not only did he make terrible military decisions but he ran a government that was in disarray all the time. Constant turmoil followed him and many changes in personnel in important offices oftentimes just seemingly at a whim.
Not saying you’re making that argument and honestly I get what you’re saying but my God I have met too many people IRL and online that would suck Hitler’s dick in an instant. You’re right though, this timeline is dumb as fuck.
Yeah, you gave me the benefit of the doubt and I appreciate it, but I want to say clearly that Hitler was anything but a genius. He had a penchant for sticking his nose into professions that he had no business involving himself in, and making decisions that he had no background in, education on, or understanding of. Like Trump, he was a narcissist who thought he knew best just because he is who he is, and was not self-aware enough to let the professionals work.
Perhaps eloquent was the wrong word, as I wrongly assume Mein Kampf was his words, when in reality it was likely the words of his editor, followed by a translator. Instead, I would say that when you hear him speak, Hitler’s voice is powerful. I cannot the same for Trump. One feels like a commanding leader, and the other feels like a toddler throwing a tantrum, though they were both, ultimately, the latter.
Also, just so it’s on the record, I read Mein Kampf as part of a minor in history. This was not personal interest, though it is an incredibly interesting text. It was fascinating to discover he devoted ~2.5 chapters to the importance of the same kind of simple, yet powerful finger-pointing rhetoric used by right-wing ideologists to this day. I joking say it’s one of the earliest texts on meme theory, and it’s only half a joke.
I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy…
Do I like Tim Hortons now?
You missed the boat, they suck now.
Always have
“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”
God damn I love that OP so much.
Music has the right to children. Bigly.
I’m still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.
Ivanka definitely looks at Trudeau with hungry eyes.
She’s definitely daydreaming in the second one.
Yeah she wrecked that seat for sure.
Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier
Boards of Canada kick fucking ass. That much is true.
Yeah, but they aren’t Canadian.
Nope, Scottish.
I had a stroke about seven words in. Could someone tell me what this is about?
Another good one: https://youtu.be/_u6R8qNfQV4
Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.
Trump listens to Boards of Canada once and becomes a good person
Trump has the right to BoC.
