The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agomessage-square59fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 days agobeckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days agoSimilar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”? My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
minus-squareDirigibleProtein@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 days ago “hey, wanna have sex”? Well, bend over so I can.
minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·24 days agoA guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”?
My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
Well, bend over so I can.
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.