The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) message-squaremessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) The Giant Korean@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square59fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTastyWheat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agobeckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoA guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
minus-squarethermal_shock@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoSimilar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”? My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
minus-squareDirigibleProtein@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days ago “hey, wanna have sex”? Well, bend over so I can.
beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.
Similar, but “do you always come when you’re fingered”?
My best one was just saying “hey, wanna have sex”?
Well, bend over so I can.