Youre thinking of someone with two knives.

Now make a chorus with a bunch of vikings.

On the twelfth day of Christmas our fifth anniversary my true love gave to me:

• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• a new set of knives,
• and a brand new set of knives!

The gift of stabbing.

That’s one way to annouce your intentions.

Wow, these are some very knife suggestions!

Ok, at this point AI is just blindly, repeatedly selecting the center suggestion on your smartphone’s keyboard.

Well, there’s egg and bacon, Egg and Spam, Egg, bacon, and Spam, Egg, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, bacon, sausage, and Spam, Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam, Spam, sausage, Spam, Spam, Spam, bacon, Spam, tomato, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, egg, and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam, and Spam