• IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
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    6 months ago

    Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly

    • Uli@sopuli.xyz
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      6 months ago

      She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.

      Who knows what will happen to the cat?

    • swab148@lemm.eeEnglish
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      6 months ago

      Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter