Elon lost, Bessent won.
Fuck Bessent. The only reason DOGE was ever able to access the Treasury is bc he gave Elon his own fucking access.
Elon couldn’t pass a background check to get clearance, so Bessent just gave it to him. Can you imagine if you did something like that at your own job?
It’s crazy. I’ve worked at a bank, and yeah, it’s crazy.
A clowncar of kleptocrats and nazis
He lasted a fifth of a Scaramucci
Technically, he lasted
-0.2 ScM, because the Scarramucci Constant is a negative number, as he lost his job after it was announced he was getting the job, but before he actually started the job.How long is that in Trusses?
I believe a Mucci is 1/4 of a Trusses. Although there could be an imperial to metric conversion in there.
No idea. All I know is Americans will use anything other than a lettuce.
Gonna claim this guy as a dependent next year, because who will check at this point.
