• jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      2 days ago

      Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.

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      The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn’t going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway

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        The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn’t going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway

        I hate it when I wake up with a panicked feeling of amyway. I broke up with Amy like 6 years ago now and she still haunts my dreams.

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        I really hate that I can’t get a lie in on the weekend. Kids wake up and my brain wakes up. I’ll have to start going to bed earlier…which I hate. I want to stay up and play video games and wake up late. But I guess I’m becoming an old man and need to embrace the old man life.