I have ulcerative colitis and this is me
Or burped a nausea away
So true
That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.
Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.
I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help
hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home
Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!
Just crack open a window and light a candle.
Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass
You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.
The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.
Pretty sure that’s a direct quote…
Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!
It also gives that last thrust a speed boost
Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean
My dark passenger(s)
Is the company poo?
The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best
Honestly facts
