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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

This is why we have a defense budget

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This is why we have a defense budget

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    give this man a break, he owns a nissan truck.

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Is that a “sexy” Daisy Duck?

    • rockmeat@feddit.org
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      1 month ago

      that’s Bea, a gym leader from Pokemon Sword

      • Crikeste@lemm.ee
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        1 month ago

        Jesus fuckin’ Christ SHE IS 16!!

        • Hoimo@ani.social
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          Was 16 in 2019, must be at least 21 now.

        • Harvey656@lemmy.world
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          1 month ago

          It’s a real good thing she isn’t a real person.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Redundant

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    So, someone plastering boobs on his truck is a missile target, but a musky orange tanking the world economy for a pump and dump isn’t?

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    If you are ever at threat go to this person they have neither shame nor fear and would do unspeakable things if to thine foes if they like you.

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Some tweaker hobo is gonna hotglue his Nissan

  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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    It’s an Oni-san

  • SparroHawc@lemm.ee
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    Honestly, I’ll take it over those fucking ahegao hoodies that were briefly popular.

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    I guarantee this person is far less dangerous than a truck with truck nuts, or a trump flag, or a thin blue line sticker.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    What have you got against the IT staff?

  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    That truck is virgin territory.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      More like a Virgin Island

  • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
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    1 month ago

    A missile is not enough… Deploy the pyro

  • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world
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    I have seen far worse that is much more deserving of an air strike

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      Like what?

      • Geetnerd@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        A stock Cybertruck.

        • Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works
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          Those will destroy themselves. No need to waste resources.

          • Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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            Remember when that dude blew up his cybertruck in front of Trump tower and everyone was like “oh it probably just did that” rofl

        • expatriado@lemmy.world
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          those strike themselves

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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    Not unless it belongs to a gestapo agent (ICE)

    • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Especially, so. They’re already turning on each other.

      • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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        Do tell…

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          Lol lots of faces being eaten by leopards. Even other leopards’ faces. They don’t discriminate. It’s like any fascist state. A bunch of feral rats cannibalizing each other.

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            “Rats and viscous rhinos. They are eating the babies, they are eating the dogs and the cats.” * accordion hand motions *

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    Monster Musume is culture

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      1 month ago

      1000000510

  • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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    Plot twist, the truck was vanity plated as ONANIST, but OP didn’t know the meaning and covered it with the caption.

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      I don’t know the meaning, either. Temba, his arms wide?

      • Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works
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        Masturbator, basically.

        • Komodo Rodeo@lemmy.world
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          Yes, exactly. It’s a kind of antiquated medical definition for anyone who strangles the salami lol

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            I learned this fact when I decided to check my spam emails once and found one claiming they had a video of me performing onanism and would send it to my friends and family if I didn’t pay up.

            Gave me the idea to explore languages on Google Translate until I found the one that produces the word “onanism” when translating to English. Then I could reply to the scammer in their native tongue for a reverse blackmail.

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