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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

    • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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      This is a valid reaction

      • KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.social
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        Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

  • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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    1 年前

    James

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 年前

      James

      • Refurbished Refurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The singular version of James is Jame.

  • OpenStars@startrek.website
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    That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      Like 85 Curics

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Hot shit

  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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    I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

    • tubaruco@lemm.ee
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      “um actually thats a tortoise” is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

      • borf@lemmynsfw.com
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        It’s turtles all the way down

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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          Don’t forget the elephants

    • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      Stronger then YOUR FACE

      …no I don’t know what that means but I’m sticking with it.

      • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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        I have an easy way to test that

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        I second this

        • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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          I second your face

          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            What ever that means, I agree!

            • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Turtle strength: 10/10

      • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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        c/bananaforscale

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          1 年前

          🚫🍌

          • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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            I say banana, you say 🚫🍌, let’s call the whole thing on.

  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    Behold, a dog

  • HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Classic sulcata assholery.

    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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      Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

      Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

      But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

      • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        Tbf most people are idiots too

        • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
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          Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I’ve never knocked over a toilet before.

          • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            I’m too stupid to do that tbh

          • GiveMemes@jlai.lu
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            Sulcatas have been known to ‘accidentally’ bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.

  • MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com
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    “no toilet paper? Fuck it, I’ll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I’m at it”

  • Digital_man@lemmy.one
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    “Fuck Yo Toilet!”

  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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    Not cool James

  • Toneswirly@lemmy.world
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    Praise the dog

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    Same, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

  • Insig@lemmy.world
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    Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

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