• FirstCircle@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    Sounds like a cigar cutter. Small, but popular with billionaires and MAGA cultists for cutting away their tiny intellects and any and all “concern for one’s fellow man” growths.

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      8 months ago

      How is a late 18th century French Revolutionary supposed to decapitate a nobleman with a cigar cutter?!?

      No, he’s going to go to his kitchen or barn or woodpile and find a more portable device with which to support the revolution.

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        8 months ago

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