Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agoWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWife's out of town for the weekend and I want to get into some debauchery, any suggestions?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 10 months agomessage-square61fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerustyfish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoSleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoShe’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
Sleep on her side of the bed. Then don’t tell her what you did.
This is some next-level chaos.
She’ll know. The smell. Also the breadcrumbs.
And bits of dried pizza cheese.