Assume that you only have the resources and money that you’ve acquired up to this point in your life, and you still have to pay rent, bills etc. You are basically physically capable of everyday activities but extreme feats (eg running marathons, climbing everest) are not realistic.
Record 40 years of birthday messages.
fly to america and piss on ronald reagan’s grave.
it’s 1 of my 3 bucket list items and i’ve already done the other 2
I think you might need more bucket list items.
Unless you’re like 70.
Well, there were probably more originally, but there are only so many graves and so much piss.
Lol what were the other 2? I’m guessing Margaret Thatcher was one of them.
Stay hydrated!
- create full digital autonomy, destroy any and all entries to ads and trackers on a system level for my flat (basically, live a life of no digital annoyances, and once we nuke the world wide web be able to live without internet access and not miss a thing)
- get a merge request accepted
yeah i know, pretty anticlimactic.
i am considering adding large scale industrial sabotage at alphabet or blackrock as a forth item tho
instantly feel the tension in my body release. completely relax like i’ve never relaxed before. watch all the films i still want to. probably be sad for most of it though
Go to Bali and chill it for the remainder of my time.
It’s a gorgeous place, once you leave the touristy bits behind. And my savings could easily cover 20 years as it stands.
Given the information disparity between me and insurers, probably take out a life insurance policy.
Shit ur the smartest fucker here.
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write a will
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settle debts
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quit my job to spend more time with my kids
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write my memoirs
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record hours of video of me telling stories for my kids to have after I’m gone
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write down all my accounts passwords for my wife
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prepay for twenty years of webhosting and domain registration
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plan my own funeral
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dance every weekend (though at my currently level of fitness, maybe this would be a feat)
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definitely spend a lot more time in church
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Quit my job and blow my savings traveling and visiting my friends and family. Probably chill for the last couple weeks.
As many drugs, hookers and recless addrenaline filled activities as possible
Just wait and die
Why wait?
If it’s just 6 months there’s no compelling reason to skip it, unless it would be painful to wait.
But if you meant why wait instead of doing anything else, that’s because I don’t have a family or friends to spend my remaining time with, so there isn’t anything worth doing other than just resting while waiting.
Put up all my game dev related stuff on GitHub and make any applicable account passwords accessible to someone who might know what to do with it.
The dev we don’t deserve but needs
probably weep that I’ll never get to experience a loving relationship for like two weeks, followed by five and a half months of laying in bed waiting to die after realizing I wasn’t gonna experience one anyways.
At least find a hobby bro, there are other things in life
I already have hobbies, if you’re suggesting that adding stamp collecting (as an example) to the roster totally makes up for being treated like a doormat, then I shudder to think about the depth of your interpersonal relationships
Bro you just said you would spend your last 6 months weeping because you can’t get a relationship and you’re criticizing my relationships for telling you there’s other things to do in life?
I think you need help man
And you assumed that someone who’s lonely must not have any hobbies, and seem to believe hobbies are a replacement for human connection.
Get fucked, cunt.
Agreed, happily single for over 8 years here. So much time to myself to do what I enjoy.
I also am a bachelor by choice. Long term relationships (even great ones) are a chore that you lose parts of yourself to, for better or worse. I’ve discovered I’m much more healthy, balanced, and happy without that dynamic.
Rehome my pets to make sure my bonded animals stay together and everyone goes to someplace that will love them :(
Probably work overtime to make sure the next quarter’s numbers go up - because nothing is as important as the economy!
/s
Attaboy!
Quit my job and travel.
I would put the entire world on ignore and have adventures until I croak, but the awesome thing is, I’m pretty much already doing that and I have many, many years to live.
Doctor here:
I don’t know how to tell you this… but you only have 6 months to live.
