I think its a dick move.
Your mom been on Amazon again?
Just FYI if your package is “discrete” your delivery person is “discretely” laughing at you
Paging Dr. Evil.
Maybe it’s Nicole’s.
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
Now that’s a big load!
Ah, I see they’re catering to my ex’s needs. I’m glad someone is!
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
Stolen from the Celina 52 truck stop facebook page.
