foodporn@lemmy.world :)
I have shucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and I’ve never seen one that looked anything close to this. If anyone has any more information or a Wikipedia link or something, I’d like to see it, but this strikes me more as some sort of “food parody” made out of wax, paraffin, and fondant
AI image?
I have fucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and every single one of them looked like this.
Not really, but I thought it was funny how ‘shucked’ and ‘fucked’ rhyme, given this post’s context.
once was a man named Glyster,
he fished on the beach like a meister,
he shouted from the sea,
get the fuck off of me,
and was found balls deep in an oyster.
Oysterussy
DPYDIT
Everything reminds me of her.
Sorry buddy… you wanna go look at some Georgia O’Keef paintings instead?
Probably goes well with mushrooms.
