Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoWonder what it tastes likelemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareGordon Calhoun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·12 days agoI have fucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and every single one of them looked like this. Not really, but I thought it was funny how ‘shucked’ and ‘fucked’ rhyme, given this post’s context.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-212 days agoonce was a man named Glyster, he fished on the beach like a meister, he shouted from the sea, get the fuck off of me, and was found balls deep in an oyster.
I have fucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and every single one of them looked like this.
Not really, but I thought it was funny how ‘shucked’ and ‘fucked’ rhyme, given this post’s context.
once was a man named Glyster,
he fished on the beach like a meister,
he shouted from the sea,
get the fuck off of me,
and was found balls deep in an oyster.