Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat (you should see how quickly my family’s faces turn to visual expressions of sighs! Next level disappointment speeds!)
But I realize now - I’m yet to achieve even a bronze in Internet Arguing!
SOMEONE FIGHT ME!
You have “friends and family”?
Sounds like you’re a big fat phony!
HEY EVERYONE! THIS GUY’S A BIG, FAT PHONY!
actual pic of my bro n I. Not cool man
1- proof I have actual family not fake and
2- offensive description of my actual existence bro, not cool if I could change how I look I would’ve years ago but Verizon got me locked in with that killer speed proprietary to my sick hardware, nothing I cloud do. T9 will always be faster that touch keyboards you can’t convince me otherwise(Does bad grammer & missing punctuation add or subtract point from my internet argument skill-rank? Really shooting for that bronze, over here!)
What are you obsessed over?
I bet it’s something stupid. You’re a big fat dummy head!
… I might be bad at this as well.
It’s fine, you’re doing well. You just need a few comments back and forth, then you start your fourth comment with “well, actually I think you’ll find…”.
On the fifth comment, you need to attack a minor spelling or grammatical error they have made.
Sixth comment, try and sound like you’re reasonable, and they’re obviously not… then it’s a race!
First person to compare their opponent to “basically Hitler” wins!
You should receive between 100 and 1000 argument XP, depending on the level of your opponent (you get about 10% more for a victory, but you can still level up if you lose every time).
Ah man, looking at those bullet points I realize I’ve got the first two down pat
No you haven’t.
flips table BITCH MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE
MY MIDDLE NAME IS LOOT PACKS MCGEE
No it isn’t.
Would you like a 5 minute argument or a 10 minute argument, or the full half hour?
Speed run strats. Give me the half hour in 5 minutes.
Absolutely not that doesn’t sound doable at all, and in fact I think it’s quite rude of you to even suggest such a thing >:(
Oh no. It’s getting hit on the head lessons in here.
bonk
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I have no idea why this meme caused you to say all of that, where does a lack of a niche community come into play with this meme? Just trying to understand
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Appreciate the honesty haha
But I’m not creative or interesting enough to make content. I’m barely qualified to comment in other people’s posts.
I think you missed the point of the meme. Lemmy itself is pretty niche, which is why I shitposted it here. Non-defensively, I mod 3 small niche communities.
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I have six communities. I’m not gonna pretend I put in a ton of legwork promoting them, but they’re dead af.
Yes.
I had one on Reddit but it didn’t move over to Lemmy (there was an attempt, but it fell flat).
So now I don’t have it anymore. Still not going back to Reddit though.
I miss watches and watchexchange
What was it i am trying to start some niche ones
Might be worth some tooling to purge communities with no activity where the mods of that community are also completely inactive. The land grab during APIgate probably led to a lot of familiar community names getting taken with the best intentions but by people who fizzled out on Lemmy more quickly.
This is the best meme.
I got banned from a community for the first time. I’m doing my part!
Is this… is this us?
Would you feel better with a Blåhaj meme?
Yes but now I’m more tired, more lonely and more depressed…
Welcome to the addiction hamster wheel. You coulda got into opioids, but instead you went with mechanical keyboards
Ancient coins. There’s a Lemmy sub for it but it’s just dead. I posted to it a few times and, well, without any interaction at all, I don’t see the use.
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I’ll try. I was planning on trying to get decent pictures with a DSLR and a sigma lens rather than crappy smartphone pictures.
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Why only one?
Ironically the niche communities here aren’t active.
Is Linux not niche enough for you hippies?
It’s pretty mainstream in Lemmy Terms. On Lemmy, to be a niche computer user, you need to be running FreeBSD, Gnu/Hurd, TempleOS or still be running AmigaOS :)
Is there a hippie community?
I think the birding community is doing good. IDK how to link it on mobile.
I guess sometimes we don’t see our own patterns till they’re laid out in front of us.
ah yes, jokes based on my suffering
Notes of Smothers O’Neil to this post
I feel like I am being targeted with this post, how do I report something as harassment?
Create a niche community for that.
Press the three dots
Press report
Type reason
Send
u snitch
You need to press control alt delete and then insert a bent paper clip into the small hole in your CD-ROM drive. No, not that hole, the other one. Oops, you just made a five volt connection which fried every board in the system. Now you need to contact Compaq support. But they were just acquired by HP. And Fry’s went out of business. But it’s Thursday evening and Lost season 3 is starting tonight. Will Kate hook up with Jack or Sawyer?
