I had this shower thought earlier and I actually wanted to post it in that community. The name I came up with was SmartWalkman, but later I realized that Walkman is Sony specific, so I doubt other companies would’ve gone for that name, but I didn’t want to let this shower thought slip so here I am now asking you guys.
they were called Pocket PCs right up until they started putting cell network chips in them.
pokécon - pocket computer
I feel like palmtop, as derived from desktop and laptop, has a shot here
We did have palm pilot for a brief period in time.
We had some computers called palmtops for a while! They were sort of like early tablets that ran Windows and had keyboards. Some were pretty cool, and they definitely played a similar role to smartphones for a bit. Although they were overly expensive. Here is one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OQO
These are making a (little) bit of a comeback. I find myself sometimes wanting a portable terminal for emergency maintenance, although it’s more practical to just throw a Bluetooth keyboard for my phone in my backpack.
Office Depot’s tiny-laptop aisle was like pornography, whenever I was dragged through there as a child in the late 90s. A computer of your own? The size of a Game Boy? Running actual* Windows?! And it’s only $3000! Forget the colored binders, mom, lemme snag one of these!
Haha yeah… I couldn’t afford them either. Also the weird fancy Sony-VAIO things only in Japan.
I did eventually get a Panasonic CF-M34 though. It was a netbook before netbooks were a thing – and you could use it to hammer in a nail, then boil it it in a pot of water to clean it. Without turning it off. Then set it gently on a table, and blow the table up with dynamite – although this apparently caused a restart (someone tried it). That thing was awesome. You still spot it in movies sometimes.
Ohhh, the Toughbooks. Yeah those things were ridiculous. I just bought a Libretto, years later, and have had the most aggravating time trying to get any data on or off of it, thanks to the gulf in interfaces.
PITA from the article “Is that a PITA in your pocket?”. It was written in 1999 and was a literally perfect prediction of what smartphones would be. Even down to PITA being an acronym for both “Personal Information Telecommunication Agent” and “Pain in the Ass” since the overwhelming connectivity would destroy our privacy.
You could legitimately make a conspiracy theory from how accurate his prediction and article was.
For a brief period of time, they (mostly journalists) tried calling them App Phones to differentiate from other phones with touch screens. There was also the rumor leading up to the iPhone that it would be called the iWalk.
PDA
I like this one. Smartphones are what PDAs were supposed to be.
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PDA - Personal Digital Assistant.
That’s what they were called in the before times (Palm Pilot) before they got merged with the cell phone. Lots of old timers called a smartphone a PDA until they got really popular.
Handy (as we do in Germany).
Every time I’ve gotten a handy, it has been by some dude in a store. That’s why I keep coming back once every year or two; he knows how to provide a good handy.
Bricks.
- Touchphone
- Voicetransmitter
- Walky-Talky
- Mini-PC
The alternatives are endless
Fun fact: In Germany, mobile phones are called “Handy” instead of “mobile phone”
And phone plans are flats. Iirc that is also unique to German. It’s always interesting when languages steal from other languages and butcher the words.
And phone plans are flats.
You must mean Flatrate? A term for a flat/fixed price with unrestricted volume (the default for home internet; mobile phone plans have variance).
I’m not aware of anything being called “flats” in German. Could be an abbreviation in circles though.
Yeah, flat is colloquial speech for Phone Flatrate. Flats being the plural.
Sinclair ZX Hand-Computer.
Definitely PDA. Before we had modern smartphones folks would carry a cell phone and separate PDA which had computer functionalities. I’ve always said they were smartphones with half the smart and none of the phone.
Common apps included calculators, calendars, to do lists, notepads, clocks with alarms, task lists with reminders, PDF readers, word processors, later ones could even double as mp3 players and portable video players. There were even games made for them, both official and homebrew. My Windows PDAs have a bootleg port of XCOM: UFO Defense on them, which works brilliantly! There’s also ports of Space Trader, if you want to take Elite with ya in your pocket.
PDAs evolved into smartphones as companies started including cellular tech inside PalmOS and Windows Mobile PDAs with devices like the Palm Treo and HTC Apache running PDA OSes with cellular connectivity. Once the iPhone came out though basically everything changed. They weren’t the first, but they released a slick, buttery smooth device using a much better type of touch screen, with heaps of built in flash memory, a vibrant high res screen, and of course, iTunes. I own a PDA from the same year, not lower end but kinda middle of the road. 128 mb of usable flash memory, 64 mbs of RAM, a 240x320 resolution 16 bit color resistive touch screen (pressure sensitive, like the DS), a full sized SD card slot which can take up to 2 gigs of additional storage, wifi, Bluetooth, and IRDa. Required a stylus for usage. Versus the iPhone, which had anywhere from 4 gigs to 16 gigs of built in storage, 128 mb of RAM, a 480x320 resolution 18 bit color capacitive touch screen, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, and multi-touch functionality on the screen. No stylus needed, either.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_PC
My aunt had one of these when I was a kid. I remember thinking that it was going to be the future.
If you say it really fast, it sounds like fleshlight.
Screenphones, because they only have a screen and no buttons like a normal phone.
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