404 - Heaven not found
More like 503.
In my case it’s more like something from the 400 range
403, oof.
Peter screwed up again, dammit. We can’t afford to have any more outages or we’ll miss all our SLAs!
Try the stairway
First I’ll ask on heavenoverflow what’s wrong. If it’s too complicated to fix I’ll docker-compose up a FOSS openheaven server instance with blackjack and hookers mod.
Reminds me very much of: https://yourwife.zip/
Lols :)
“Let’s see your nginx logs and config. They’ll point us in the right direction…Oh did you mean to have the ‘human_suffering’ option set? Yeah… It’s that on by default and you have to intentionally override it.”
Just proves that nginx comes from heaven.
502? I feel like it’s 402
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I was thinking about such a joke, the edit makes it much clearer
4xx is when you do something wrong
5xx is when the server does something wrong
I know, I am more referring to the old commercialised indulgences… I think I am not clear enough in my comment
I knew it! nginx is the holy webserver.
That’s just God telling you to go to the bad gateway.
At least God didn’t say Bad Request
Damn, the Talos principle was a good game
