The catastrophic infernos ripping across the Texas Panhandle have killed at least one person and threaten to destroy more homes, cattle and livelihoods as the second-largest wildfire in state history engulfs more land every minute.
Drill, baby, drill!!
Can they just secede already so we don’t have to pay for this?
Damn. They’re gonna need a tanker truck full of BBQ sauce for all those cooked cows.
Oh this must be why I’ve been smelling BBQ lately lmao
But climate change isn’t real. No way that could be a factor. /s
Of course. Even these fires, they’re all Obama’s fault. /s
Destroying cattle, not killing cattle. Because it’s inventory, not animals. Sick
Any time you see a sci-fi story about an alien species who destroys every world they touch, remember that we’re that species.
Maybe it’s Karma for being such a shit hole state?
