Several wildfires are scorching the Texas panhandle with thousands evacuated
Wildfires sweeping across Texas briefly forced the evacuation of America’s main nuclear weapons facility as strong winds, dry grass and unseasonably warm temperatures fed the blaze.
Pantex Plant, the main facility that assembles and disassembles America’s nuclear arsenal, shut down its operations on Tuesday night as the Windy Deuce fire roared towards the Potter County location.
Texas is a joke.
Still winter. Can’t wait for summer!
Sounds like climate change is a national security threat. Bring on the DOD spending!
Welp, we’ve bombed the fires. it didn’t really put them out but it completely cleared all land of any vegetation. So…win, I guess?
You joke, but using air dropped bombs to put out fires is a tactic that’s been used for quite a while. probably not the best thing to do next to a site with nuclear materials on-hand, but it’s absolutely been done before.
Wait what. We still are producing nuclear weapons? I thought we had agreed not to do that.
Read the article. It tells you they havent produced one since 1991
Then what the fuck are they doing in there?
Well, there’s the other part where they dismantle them.
Ans then reassemble?
For thirty-three years?
Yes? The US wanted to downsize after the cold war to save on maintenance. Not give up nukes entirely. Why the HELL would the US give up nukes entirely? At what point in US history have we ever given up a game changer like nuclear deterrance (as dumb as it is, war itself is dumb)?
What, you think taking apart nuclear missiles is something you do fast?
We have like 3000 of them that are still active as well that this company maintaines too.
Government work (contracted or otherwise) is sloooooow
They do maintenance on existing weapons, which require regular maintenance
Maintenance and disassembly are the other things listed. Also apparently ongoing remediation of contaminated perched groundwater, possibly soil work.
Oh this is fine.
Not one Windy Deuce joke? Really Lemmy y’all disappointed me this time.
QUICK! EVERYONE!!! GO ON VACATION TO CANCUN!!!
So that’s where they make them!
THE FREAKIN FIRE HAS A NUKE
Convince Texas that the fire has oil so they invade the fire.
Or we can convince then the fire is trans and they might just go fucking put it out.
We’ve banned fires now. Problem solved.
Well that’s fucking alarming. For all of the money the DoD vacuums up, they can’t handle a wildfire near a nuclear weapons factory where they should absolutely expect a wildfire? What’s next, a California nuke factory that wasn’t built to withstand earthquakes?
Someone only read the headline…
Yeah, for some god forsaken reason, nuclear bombs fall under the jurisdiction of the government’s power plant branch, rather than the military one.
The reason is because DOE contains all of the nuclear experts, since they also regulate nuclear power production
Honestly preferable
I mean, true. It’s just a little weird that a bunch of people whose job it is to keep things from exploding also have the job of making things that explode.
Is it scorching season already?
