My life has quickly become bullshit and I need to figure this out. My brain isn’t big enough. Any ideas on pulling in a quarter Big Ben in a safe, legal, reliable way? I can’t believe I’m even asking this.
What is your time frame?
https://www.jobmonkey.com/alaska/getting_paid/
Not a good time, and high risk work, but over a summer you can pull some cash as a deck hand in a fishing boat, oil rig, or similar job where you have to live there for a few months straight.
I would also look into oil rig workers, commercial logging, and careers with sign on bonuses.
Onlyfans.
I’m not sure my ass is powerful enough
I believe in you!
You just need the charisma to make up for it. The world is big, put your ass out there. Someone, somewhere will want to pay to see it. Bonus points if it satisfies someone’s weird ass kink
You can do it, I believe in you
Don’t need to be powerful you just need to appeal to a somewhat popular kink. How are your feet or are you willing to prison pocket items?
Could also consider sitting on items like cakes or balloons, or eating large quantities of foods on camera in a messy way. Peeing on stuff is another popular option.
There’s always humping inflatables too.
What an era to be alive
Feet pics, obviously
Find a multiplayer online videogame that is popular, has social or elements, and is noncompetitive enough that it doesn’t already have a market for cheats. Then develop and sell cheats for it. Not illegal, just against ToS (you have a right to reverse engineer depending on where you live) And you’ll get heaps of money.
Like what, a loan?
$24.300 is a lot of money… A bank loan? Rich relatives? Selling something big like a new car or a part of a house?
I wish i could qualify for a loan, or had rich relatives, or had something like that I could sell. Maybe I could sell a kidney
I think the old saying “money doesn’t grow on trees” applies here, then. If you have zero collateral, and no credit, then well… You can’t really expect anything.
I don’t expect anything. That’s why I’m asking if anyone has any ideas I haven’t thought of.
Depending on where you’re located a kidney could get you anything form that amount of money and more, to jail time. The internet says most people get less… So it’s probably the illegal organ selling that gets you a good amount of money. But I doubt it’s quick easy and clean… You could sell your blood, sperm and participate in clinical trials… That won’t get you as much, though. And I don’t know if you have to wait for that money.
Why quickly? Get a job like everyone else
I have a job, you fucking loser
Put a $12,150 bet on red/black roulette. Jokes aside, if there was an easy way to get that much money fast and easy, it probably wouldn’t be worth that much anymore.
Depending on the reason, maybe a heartfelt story on GoFundMe?
There are a lot of great paying shitty jobs. Working on pipelines, any remote construction etc.
FWIW I have a friend that made pretty decent money doing IT work up on the Alaskan oil fields. Paid well, but it was months of living in the middle of nowhere. Might not be as bad these days. I could see them having satellite internet and stuff. Also, this assumes you have IT skills and can deal with being nowhere for months.
Sell your organs on black market.
sell someone stupid enough an NFT of your organs
You’re not gonna tell us what it’s for?
Know how to count cards?
it’s legal, but will get you banned (from the casino)
I would never endorse this normally, but if you want a high-risk high-reward method, I have to go with gambling.
If you want low-risk high-reward, you’ll need to get in line behind every other person in the world.
Make it very high right, the game is designed against you
that amount of money is simply not able to be accrued quickly, ethically, legally, and safely. a loan is the only thing that comes to my mind other than crime time. you could try visiting mutual aid communities and crowdfunding. you’ll get something from your comrades, at least, but probably not 24k
Any skills you can market? Things you can craft? As many others have said—there is no quick way to earn money.
Gambling is an option, though you could lose it all. Not worth it in my opinion.
If you want money and want lots of it—find and solve problems. Look at the world, identify problems, and find marketable solutions.
Either way you’ll have to grind.
