Summary
Elon Musk is distancing himself from sweeping federal job cuts linked to DOGE, blaming agency heads—not DOGE—responsible for mass layoffs, including the announced 70,000 job cut at Veterans Affairs.
Despite claiming DOGE’s role as merely advisory, Musk admitted to mistakes in private meetings with GOP lawmakers and pledged to correct them.
Some cuts have already been reversed, with a Trump administration memo clarifying agencies are not required to fire probationary employees (new hires).
What a fucking PUSSY lmfao. Guess all that Ketamine didn’t “”“expand”“” his mind after all.
Ketamine in small doses is sometimes proscribed to autistic people against stress. Not to expand something. Probably Elon overdid it.
I think he also uses nose powder and is known to drink excessive alcohol too
Ah, yes, these stress treatments are more general
He should be fired for giving bad advice and drawing a high salary. Bloody incompetent, such a simple job and he can’t even do it.
FIRED FROM WHAT
For fuck sake I feel like I’ve lost my goddamn mind. They just let him do this shit.
He should be
fireddrawn and quartered on live national television for crimes against humanity and the Republic.Ftfy
The buck stops over there, with that other guy…
Oh there’s plenty of blame to go around. Give a huge dollop to both of them.
Yeah, that Vivek guy really did a number on us.
Those are words of true leadership. I’m exceedingly inspired!
I’d hire him. That’s C suite material
Time for stage two of the plan: shift the blame to the young nobody scapegoats.
Big Balls: 😱
Yeah microscopically big…
Big Balls is going to get fucked!
He’s said he’s scared for his life. I think that’s reasonable given the amount of people he’s pissing off. It’s only a matter of time…
Yeah, considering he paid for a role in a fascist administration that he pushed in a fascist direction and bought a propaganda outlet for he should be afraid for his life. He’s basically set himself up as a fall guy for a reconstruction government, especially if Trump keels over first.
Franco’s life was under threat until the great assassin of time finally came for him. At which point his government fell.
And I don’t feel sorry for him because I’m over here just living my life and he’s trying to get people to hurt me and people like me instead
This is why that fucking creep uses his son as a prop and headshot shield.
Remember he ditched his human shield on stage
Let us pray that the patron saint Luigi watches over him night and day.
Seen that Lemmy section “Is Elon Musk Still Alive”? Heh
Exactly. He’s fucked over countless veterans with military training and most likely a shitload of guns and ammo. Good fuckin luck bud .
I’m just counting the days and hoping I’ll open the news one day to see a front page story that makes me super happy
He’s just paranoid. However the minorities that are at the receiving end of his racist hate speech, are justified to fear for their lives.
One a pampered and spoiled trustfund brat fallen into drug induced paranoid hysteria. The other are millions of people he is defaming and scapegoating for his and his friends destruction of the country…who are actually in danger because the hatespeech on x and elswhere is encouraging violence against them.
Stop being paranoid melon husk.
Does ketamine cause paranoia or it’s the cocaine usage
No, ketamine doesn’t cause any behavior like anything he does.
Musk privately acknowledged that he’d made some massive missteps, and that he “can’t bat a thousand all the time,”
You got rid of all the gear for your team, you’re not batting at all wtf
motherfucker threw the bat in the woodchipper
And it was an aluminum bat.
And the bat boy was still holding it.
The Le epic meme agency totally isn’t mine guys. 🤣
Hard to distance yourself from something so massive
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Just pick a random military general in the Middle East to assassinate.
Musk admitted to mistakes in private meetings with GOP lawmakers and pledged to correct them
Please no. I’m not sure the world’s ready for more of this ass “fixing” things.
Bro mistook a bunch of Russian bots praising him in his echo chamber as real people.
As he always does.
So unlikeable he even got divorced from reality.
I really hope this becomes a modern day Icarus story of a billionaire who flew too close the sun and then set off a radical turn events for the better.
He is as much a coward as he is a fool.
Hope he distances himself all the way to mars. He should try a ride in the next starship launch.
Because efficiancy never was the goal. “DOGE” is just a knock-off of Yarvin’s “RAGE” (Retire All Government Employees), likely done to both stroke Muskrat’s ego, and to obfuscate Yarvin from the “normies”.
These people with all the capital are fucking morons.
It’s because everything we think is true about wealth is untrue…
There is no meritocracy…. Wealthy people have no great talent or intelligence….
The number one factor by a large margin that determines whether or not you are weatlhy is whether your parents were wealthy….
That’s it… that’s literally all it takes to be wealthy, to have capital… be born into it.
Anyone who says otherwise is fucking with you or trying to write their own personal bootstraps anecdote
There’s more to it. To get that rich you need to make roulette level bets with money most of us will never have. For every Musk you have plenty of people born with similar amounts of money who either lived a normal life or made a bad bet. To a certain degree you have to be a bit daft to make these bets at all. If a reasonable investment strategy means you get a comfortable life and a bold one where you dedicste your life to it means you get to buy governments, then you have to be stupid and broken to take the latter.
Oh wow, that’s rich…
