Haha! Yeah! Wouldn’t want some loser military that hasn’t won a war in the last 80 years. Haha!
Can’t lose ac war if you don’t declare war, taps head
I hope this guy is a blimp in history and nothing more.
Like the Hindenburg, I hope.
Excuse me, the Hidenburg was not merely a blimp, it was a rigid airship. JD could never.
He does strike me more as the flaccid type.
JD rigid airships couches
Fuck you, Vance. You fucking dick puppet.
Couche fucker. Vance is the couche fucker, cheeto is the dick puppet. Get your facts straight!
What is a couche? Is that a crocheted couch or couch made of corduroy?
It’s a typo couch
Welp, his education (if any failed him).
Apparently he’s yale educated
What a moron! Everybody knows it’s four random countries
In a trenchcoat
But actually, they literally invented it
So I have the British to thank for me looking so cool as a teenager?
Britain hasn’t fought wars? Try Googling Iraq and Afghanistan, Mr. Vice President.
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Pretty disrespectful of him.
What a weirdo
Bold words coming from a couch fucker.
Someone really should ask if the Whitehouse cleaning staff are being paid extra to get Vance’s emission’s out of the furniture.
They do their best to get alienated from their allies, don’t they?!
They are evidently trying to destroy the USA’s traditional alliances and weaken its historical allies. The most immediate benefit is to Russia, but China also benefits while North America and Europe lose out.
War is good for business.
And despite the next rule being “peace is good for business”, that’s not actually all that true.
War is good for business.
wars fought on far away land, ideally fought by other people.
Yes, this is crucially what is often forgotten
If you are actually directly participating in a war, then it’s nothing but destructive
“War is good for business” would apply mostly to china in this case, and a little to Africa and maybe South America depending on how involved they’re gonna end up being
Yup, the country whose infrastructure is getting obliterated does not profit from war.
Care to elaborate on the South America/Africa part?
Well I’m mostly thinking they’re gonna benefit depending on how ignored they end up being in any potential conflict, as a consequence of not being in that conflict. That’s mostly speculation, I don’t have anything to actually back it up beyond my meanderings
I see what you mean, benefitting through not getting involved. I can totally see that going for South America Unfortunately, Central Africa would get deeply pulled into such conflict given its vast rare earth resources, so I doubt they could benefit.
King Charles has my full support to TAKE BACK THE COLONIE!
What a knob, the Australians were right.
Well, it shows Vances vast knowlege of politics, history, and reality. It fits on a very small piece of paper.
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I’ve read longer fortune cookies
Sounds like something a knob would say.
Not a knob, more of a bell-end.
I hope he at least likes it when Putin’s balls slap his chin repeatedly.
