Rest in Peace, Harry Dean Stanton.
Oh boy, I NEED the template to that, pretry please?
Just take the humans out of the equation, completely, and let the earth take care of itself.
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
Jesus promised he won’t use that one specific method of genocide ever again, that’s why he created the rainbow - Genesis 9:8-17
This is Jesus realizing he’s become his father, and he’s not sure if that’s a bad thing.
Sadly a flood won’t solve the problem. The rich assholes just gonna step onto their yachts and sail away.
Yeah but what are they gonna do after the flood? Their money is useless and they are useless as well.
Jesus didn’t flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don’t get it.
Depends on how you interpret the Trinity.
God also promised he wouldn’t use that specific method ever again. Doesn’t take a rules lawyer to figure out the issue with that one.
lol yea, this is a shitpost after all.
After flooding the earth in the Old Testament, God created the Noahic Covenant that said the Earth would never be flooded again.
This meme would’ve made more sense if it was talking about Book of Revelations, but this ain’t christianmemes@lemmy.world lol
Drown me, sky daddy.
The flooding is going to come anyway. JC should just play video games and let humans continue melting the ice caps.
Turn the tap on and walk away like the wet bandits.
flood it. we’re beyond saving
I dunno, I’m pretty dope.
Yeah flood the other guy I’m also cool Jesus you may check out my trading cards if you want
American Christians think Jesus will come back if they help the Zionists erase the Palestinians.
It’s too bad people downvoted you because that’s genuinely what they (the evangelicals - not all Christians) believe
Do it. Just flood it. Try with dolphins next time
Americans will live through the most prosperous, most happy, and liberal period in human history, elect a single piece of shit to the Presidency, and decide it’s time for the world to end.
