Elon Musk Creates ‘‘Lobster Office of Lamps’’ and appoints himself ‘‘Cool Goth Guy Czar’’ and opens the first ever reverse class action law suit where he sues everyone for not buying more teslas, ‘‘I’m just… they made being a business illegal I guess… well… ha ha… meme lords… . we’re making buying what I say you buy great again! Ha ha’’ When asked for a sound bite Donald Trump said ‘‘Look whatever, it is what it is, he bought the country, he can do whatever he wants as long as I get the money and he doesn’t let anyone put me in a jail or prison that lacks 5 star quality links’’