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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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  • THE MASTERMIND@lemmy.today
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    1 year ago

    Rip it out like a man you wimp

    /s

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems like a good idea on the surface, but it’ll delete other parts that I want to keep.

      • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Then glue them back on. Just do it, coward!

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    Step 1: Stop hunching your head forward.

    Barring physical issues preventing it, that’s it.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      1 year ago

      No, no you’ve misunderstood the question.

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        So you’re afraid to try? Good news then, you’re already spineless! 😈

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          I’m afraid

  • SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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    1000081523

    This guy might help

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Does seem to have the side effect of removing the head though. I only want to remove the highlighted parts

      • SomeBoyo@feddit.de
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        Don’t worry, the rest is free of charge

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          That’s nice at least

  • PilferJynx@lemmy.world
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    Free lifting has helped my posture tremendously. You don’t need to focus on being a buff gymbro. Just enough intensity to build enough muscle to force your bones into the right shape.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’m not asking for posture advice, I’m asking how to remove it

      • PilferJynx@lemmy.world
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        Oh well then… I know a guy that knows a guy. Hope you dont mind headaches.

        • LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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          No head, no ache.

    • fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      Any exercises you would recommend in particular?

  • brb@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Pull it out

    • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      1 year ago

      Finish him!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I tried that but it was connected to other stock parts I don’t want to delete

      • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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        It’s like a tablecloth, you have to pull it fast so everything that’s attached to it will stay in place.

        Note: you may experience some minor discomfort as the nerve endings separate. This is normal and should quickly resolve itself.

  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    I think I have what you are looking for

    • Justin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

      • LinyosT@sopuli.xyz
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        1 year ago

        YUH

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Damn that seems like the perfect tool!!! I’ll get one and report back

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    I struggled from this, now im healthy and good. If you get it bad it’s not trivial to fix and takes time. I heard way too many advices on chin tucks which don’t work, so this is my view points:

    There are many causes of this to talk about, but the most crucial thing about this weak forward head postures is the lack of your understanding of thoracic extension. How often in modern age do we need to look straight up to all the way behind? This is exactly what thoracic extension does and we slowly forgot about its muscles group and function.

    Neglected muscles become weak over time, but your head and neck are solid weights to balance on, a forward head posture is going to dip all of your head and neck forward and down, and bend, bc your weak thoracic spine cannot hold.

    You keep forgetting thoracic extension, then your C1~3 crooked as a result of trying to bring the head closer to balance and keeping your sight forward. The problem is not up top on C1, but rather it is down beneath the throat. Btw, the crooked C1~3 is the real chin tucks, not of muscles, but of your spine. Good luck fixing that with chin tucks.

    This is what you should do, thoracic extension, on standing position, put your palm right beneath the bottom of your throat, point your neck straight up to the sky from where your palm is(bottom of the throat), until the ears lie inline with the body, don’t tuck the chin, hold that position for as long as you can, do it for reps and take rest when it need be. When you get stronger, put two palms at the back of the head to apply pressure, thereby adding load to this exercise. You will find that you struggle to look up, but it is okay all we need is to maintain the thoracic spine in good position and you should also feel that all the weight of head and neck are closer to balance during the exercise, no matter how crooked they are.

    While performing thoracic extension, focus on the bottom of the neck(throat), don’t tuck the chin. If you do so forcefully, the extensors are pulling your skull back and make your neck more bend. The proper way to couple chin tuck with thoracic extension, is that the extensors should pull the skull back along with a strong neck, to properly perform greater thoracic extension. The lack of strength is exactly the problem that’s why they don’t couple.

    I guarantee you, you will see improvement in a week, if you follow that and train thoracic extension frequently. Good luck.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      See that’s good and all but what I want is to remove it, not fix a posture problem.

      • Ook the Librarian@lemmy.world
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        Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          It’s true!

      • wargreymon2023@sopuli.xyz
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        don’t say that im helping you

  • doleo@lemmy.one
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    Vote

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      For?

  • mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    Call your local predator.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Seems expensive, any DIY methods?

      • fiercekitten@lemm.ee
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        Do you have access to a hungry lion, by any chance?

  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    Close your eyes

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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    Snap it back into place!

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      That won’t remove it, that will correct it

  • Kühe sind toll@feddit.de
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    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Great to have a tutorial!

  • Battle Masker@lemmy.world
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    Foward, Down, Forward, High Punch

    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/streetfighter/images/c/c7/Ssf43d-s4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111118134158

  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    I for one need my cervical spine. I am not going to get rid of it.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why need? It seems unnecessary. Snail doesn’t have it, why should I

      • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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        Snail also has no dick cut it off

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Big agree

          • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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            Username checks out

            • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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              🚫🍌

        • Melllvar@startrek.website
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          Quite the contrary, actually. Snail porn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            https://www.piped.video/watch?v=LT3FSHlckDU

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

          • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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            I meant female snails

            • Melllvar@startrek.website
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              They, too, have impressive penises.

          • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            Snails love the D

    • Vespair@lemm.ee
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      So what, you think you’re just better than an invertebrate? Say that to an octopus’s face

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      Can’t be a neckbeard if you have no neck.

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