“We’re at the bottom of canyon by the slow zone sign“
🤣🤣🤣
They are both my creepy weakness and my allies who eat worse things
This is the weirdest out of context shit… lol
god-tier post, this goes hard
Setting this as my wallpaper
“I have literally worn one lmao”
I was referring to a maid costume
“I can’t stop laughing at the fact that life is so ridiculously fucked up.”
Anyway I’ll probably hack together an implementation to see if it actually works like I think it does
Send me a pic of your spread open tight pussy!! … (after a slight delay)
In a paraphrase of Rage against the Machine. Fuck you, and do what I tell you.
My last text message was a sext sent in the name of science(testing the Ai that apple apparently now has reading everyone’s texts) so probably I won’t do this.