uhmbah@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoAdult daughter. Should I disown her!?lemmy.caimagemessage-square221fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageAdult daughter. Should I disown her!?lemmy.cauhmbah@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square221fedilink
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoHave you considered sitting down with them and savagely beating them?
minus-squareslappy@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoThere are fresh young adult organs to harvest, why would I risk bruising them?
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agohttps://youtu.be/ww9HGphAYNI
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoThat is why you only hit them with an orange in a tubesock on the back and thighs, won’t damage those organs and will show them who is boss; plus you can juice that behavior correction citrus and get some vitamin c after.
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 year agoWe need an Onion episode… Oh wait, here’s one: https://youtu.be/ww9HGphAYNI
Have you considered sitting down with them and savagely beating them?
There are fresh young adult organs to harvest, why would I risk bruising them?
https://youtu.be/ww9HGphAYNI
That is why you only hit them with an orange in a tubesock on the back and thighs, won’t damage those organs and will show them who is boss; plus you can juice that behavior correction citrus and get some vitamin c after.
We need an Onion episode… Oh wait, here’s one:
https://youtu.be/ww9HGphAYNI