After getting disgustingly swole from pushing the rock, punch out hades.
Meta-answer: He really shouldn’t. Using clever ideas to escape punishment was what caused him eternal punishment in the first place.
Okay, but what are some clever ideas that Sisyphus could use to escape his punishment?
Well, falling into the same traps would be awfully Sisyphean of him.
Get 2 smaller stones. Put them down in front of the boulder. As you push the boulder up, kick the stones along with it, so that the stones would hold the boulder in place for you. Get to the top, and get hit by lightning from angry gods for your impudence.
He should have asked how to do the rolling of boulders.
He missed his chance.
Eventually, either the boulder or the hill will erode enough that the task will be trivial.
There’s this mountain of pure diamond. It takes an hour to climb it, and an hour to go around it. Every hundred years, a little bird comes. It sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain. And when the entire mountain is chiseled away, the first second of eternity will have passed.
Top of my head: chip away at the boulder and take it piece by piece
Oh that would be beautiful
That would rock
Hades: Your punishment is to push this rock up a hil. However before you reach the top, it will roll down the hill. You will do this for eternity! Bwahahaha!
Sisyphus: Nope.
Hades: What do you mean “nope”?
Sisyphus: Nope. Fuck your rock. Fuck your hill. Ain’t doing shit.
After a brief search I can’t find any mention of any punishment for Sisyphus if he stopped pushing the boulder up the hill. That said, this is all taking place in Tartarus so there probably isn’t much else to do and endlessly push a boulder up hill might be the better option lol. I can relate.
I’m not sure if this is just how Stephen Fry laid the story out but I dont like the idea that the gods just said: push this rock up a hill. He was a trickster cheating his way out of death again and again. I like the idea that the gods said: if you manage to push this rock all the way up the hill, you get to cheat death yet again. He’s sure he can do it as before. He rolls it up and it rolls over him but he starts over thinking this is the time he’ll get to the top. It perfectly punishes his arrogance, he doesnt consider his failure possible so he keeps going and going. The way to escape his punishment is humility.
Why would he want to? The struggle itself toward the heights is enough to fill a man’s heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
By becoming a Buddhist he can stop his own suffering, rendering the punishment no longer a punishment even if he continues to roll the boulder for eternity.
Il faut imaginer Sisyphe heureux
If I remember correctly, then the punishment is that he will never reach the top. However he is retrying it on his own will because he believes that he’ll reach it this time for sure.
If that is correct, then I guess my answer would be anti addiction therapy 🤔
Show the massive ball to Cerberus.
Just bang Hades already, and maybe Zeus, too
Perhaps some sort of wheelbarrow? Maybe a shovel to dig a hole to drop the boulder in so it doesn’t keep rolling back down?
He could convince the gods that they must imagine him happy. Then they’d figure that he’s just as miserable pushing the rock as he would be not pushing the rock, so they let him free. Or maybe they give him an even more miserable punishment.
