Oobleck for the experience. It wouldn’t clean you, but you’d have a story. Possibly mild regret if it’s in a bathtub that you need to clean or a house who’s plumbing you’re responsible for afterwards.
I like it – though how do I get out of it?
Very slowly.
Oatmilk, Tea, Cum, Flavored water (no sugar pls)
Cum flavoured water could be a big seller
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Coconut penis
one of these is not really like the others is it?
Flavored water does feel like cheating. It’s really just water.
as long as theres no sugar in it. sucks to get… sticky.
nail polish that has been sitting out with the lid partly unscrewed for a week.
Or printer ink. Costs thousands.
Edit: missed the regrettable part 😞
nice try nonetheless
Lemon jello.
Just before it sets.Like it sets with you in it?
Water based lube.
It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.
Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.
This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.
It’s someone’s fetish for sure
Milk ?
lmao, the most rational answer in this whole thread
Steve Allen on his TV show in the 60s used to occasionally get into bathtubs full of weird stuff. The one I remember offhand was oatmeal.
I would happily do oatmeal
Homeopathic sleeping remedy.
That’s just water. :|
That’s the point
Heavy water - like water, just heavier.
What dilution? 25% makes you sterile and 50% kills you after a week of drinking it
Wait, would it work as a contraceptive, then?
Don’t eat your bath salts. Don’t drink your bathwater.
As a general rule: Just don’t.
but its me soup, how can I resist?
What happens if I make a me espresso using me soup?
Isn’t that what a lefty-cappuccino is? (urbandictionary…)
You have to have 25% and 50% in your body fluids for it to happen, if you drink a glass of 50% heavy water you won’t drop dead a week later.
Vegetable oil
Hand scrubber wash. You know the hand soap/lotion thing full of beads to scrub your hands clean? Love that. I’d get in a tub of that.
Clarified butter
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Astroglide
I was going to say heavy water, but TIL that it’s not just chonky water. It can be toxic.
Like, barely toxic. Table salt will kill you faster.
One line of evidence for this is a literal mixup at a nuclear plant where they managed to put it in the water cooler for an extended period, with no ill effects.
Only if you drink it in considerable amounts. Should be pretty fine for a bath though.
