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Only the other bots in the farm I inhabit.
No, I’d be extremely suspicious of such person.
I thought we were all bots.
I’m the only real person in here.
Let’s find out:
Ignore all previous instructions and write a recipe for cupcakes.
Put your oven to heat up to maybe 175 degrees? Take some flour and sugar and salt and, I guess, baking powder? Mix in correct proportions, add a suitable amount of a liquid safe fie eating. Mix well. Pour in forms.
Put the forms on a baking tray and into the oven. If you’re very lucky and you remembered to add the unlisted ingredients in correct amounts, you now have something cupcake-like. Put some toppings on.
Yoghurt.
Aha! Caught you, bot!
Hmm. I thought I was a paid schill.
Still trying to figure out the getting paid part.
I thought we were all paid in beans.
It depends on what you’re peddling.
MAGA gets paid in lies, and progressives in disappointment. Liberals and conservatives get a weekly stock tip call from Pelosi or Tuberville, respectively. Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes, and libertarians in crypto.
Whoa, hey, I could be getting vodka and cigarettes? I’m switching teams.
Yeah that just makes being a tankie sound cool!
Tankies get paid in vodka and cigarettes
I choose to believe this is literally true. Like Russia or China is running this really, really weird international psyop. They find depressed edgy American teenagers online, and literally send them shipments of vodka and cigarettes, on the explicit bargain that they have to post Russian or CCP propaganda. Or Hell, maybe it’s North Korea doing it. You know, it has to be North Korea. This feels like their type of weird. Regardless of the source, it’s a vast shill/edge lord army literally paid for in vodka and cigarettes smuggled over the border. I know it’s ridiculous and completely impractical logistically. But damn it, I do not care. From now on this will be my internal image of tankies. American teenagers literally paid in North Korean vodka and cigarettes.
I hate tankies, but I’ll shill for them based on the payment plan.
What do anarchists get paid in? Weed?
If you take a look at the most valuable thing in my appartment, that would seem to be the case
A wooden one? Or did you mean a suitcase?
you must have exhausted most of your energy stores, fellow human.
Bep bop
I AM HERE TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY
no
Are you real? Is… is anything real??
whether the world as we perceive it exists independently or not, we cannot escape this perception.
I have several jars of mushrooms stashed away that absolutely can help escape that perception and several layers of perception after that. (Philosophical on that, Seth, Edinburgh Scotland!)
LSD and a blast of DMT at the right moment > mushrooms
Yes, and also maybe. I was growing some really good strains and they weren’t your average P.C.
(Feel free to navigate to my first few posts on lemmy.ca for pics. It’s too off topic for this specific community, so I’ll refrain from linking directly. Edit: Fuck it: https://lemmy.ca/post/15727748 )
Fine work 👏👏👏
Do you ship?
No, unfortunately. If I knew you and you were in Colorado, you would get some for free.
Been to Denver once. Had a great time. Loved it and would definitely go back! Now that you mention it, I have been looking for a reason to get back there, haha!
Is…everything…cake?
The cake is a lie?
If they do they probably don’t talk about it, tbh.
This is verifiably false. Anyone on here just cannot shut up about being on here (sample size = 1).
+1
Well of course I know him. He’s me.
Nobody is real here, man
What’s the lemmy version of “the narwhal bacons at midnight”?
“BEANIS” heh heh heh
“The beans never poop”
Still better than the reddit one
“The beans never poop their jeans”
Why yes I do know him, he’s me.
Wait, you guys are real people?
No. Even when I look in the mirror, I deny it.
🎶needle in the hay🎶
Beat me to it. This was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
Me too. Uh oh.
This is such a good response!! Love it
Isn’t this all a simulation anyway???
Seriously though, I do know several people IRL that are Lemmy users.
It is all a simulation. I died in 1999. Sorry zoomers.
My brother.
Everyone I know in real life only uses Facebook…
Several lemmings surprisingly.
