Dateline, Düsseldorf! In a move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers at Tesla HQ, a German court has officially ruled that Tesla’s Autopilot system is “unsuitable for use” due to a long-standing issue: phantom braking. You know, that fun little quirk where your car slams the brakes for no reason.
We sure that phantom isn’t the musk in the machine?
its all the the monkeys he used with neuralink chip.
Looks like you’re a domestic terrorist. We might make a mistake and accidentally get you evolved in a car accident.