Dateline, Düsseldorf! In a move that’s sure to ruffle some feathers at Tesla HQ, a German court has officially ruled that Tesla’s Autopilot system is “unsuitable for use” due to a long-standing issue: phantom braking. You know, that fun little quirk where your car slams the brakes for no reason.
We cant even get cars to not freak the fuck out and set off alarms for an iced over sensor or a pothole, those sensors have no business having control over the brakes