Summary
Elon Musk has requested access to the IRS’s Integrated Data Retrieval System, which contains personal tax information for millions of Americans.
The request has not yet been granted but has raised alarm among privacy experts and government officials.
Critics fear Musk could misuse the data, especially given his existing federal contracts. The IRS is considering a memorandum to permit access, despite strict rules against unauthorized viewing.
A federal judge has already blocked DOGE from accessing Treasury data, but other agencies remain vulnerable.
How would that help make the government more efficient? What is his justification?
And he’ll get that access, I guarantee it. Hope I’m wrong.
You’re not wrong We’re fucked. I’m waiting for everyone else to get mad enough to revolt with me. Fuck Elon Musk. No one voted for that cunt.
Fuck Musk and ship him back to South Africa without a US passport.
Fuck Musk but this thing of shipping people around is crap. Just jail him like any regular criminal.
Nah, just put him in one of those idiot squishers like the Titan-1C that took out a handful of billionaires last year.
Seize everything he owns down to the last penny. He now has to work an entry level job for minimum wage.
Since when has musk asked for anything? Aside from gov subsidies of course.
Read only access, right?
Right?
So given that his little team of unqualified racist have already proven to leak classified data and can’t secure a server with even basic security that someone on the homeserver community would do, it would be funny if this is how Trump’s tax returns would come out to light.
Hs team of probably cocaine addled computer whateversa re there to STEAL info. Not to fix, not to create. Bear that in mind.
Oh, I’m sure it’s all for good reasons of “efficiency” and more of fElon’s altruism and deep concern for the country.
🙄
I’m shocked they even asked
They figured they would try before they took it anyway just in case they could get some good PR
From someone who took Records and Information Management years ago, this is a huge red flag and everyone in the US should be alarmed and pissed off about this.
Elon and his DOGE fools have no right to have access to American’s IRS records.
What? You don’t think some teenager with a stupid online nickname and Wicked Cool 7331 Hax0r Coding Skillz has the right to your data and my data?
I fully trust Big Balls
I did kind of wonder if that punk was somehow a fan of AC/DC…
Great, I’m about to get audited by the billionaire that probably doesn’t pay taxes. Lovely.
Even better, the “audit” will be done by some teenager named “Big Balls”.
I’m sure they have the wisdom, the experience, and level-headed presence of mind to properly deal with that kind of responsibility.
Good news everyone!
Musky’s audit has shown the billionaires are actually owed money the government. Thankfully, those professionally weekend trained auditors confirmed that the working class owes billions in taxes.
The working class has two options: come with the money or be sent to a work camp to pay off the ever increasing tax debt.
They’ll start deporting American citizens who haven’t paid their student loans. Back to America! To Guantanamo!
All office dudes are shaking in their pants.
No, we’re not.
The only positive thing here is that they ask instead of just take.
Hes good at doing things that look effective to slow ppl
Increasingly I am only seeing one solution to this Musk problem.
Increasingly I am seeing Musk as the one solution to this problem:
Why? You could put him and several other p25ers at the bottom and do nothing?
Yeah we need to start taxing these rich grifters.
We should tax the shit out of any assets above one billion.
Yes taxes, I mean taxes.
Feed him some prion-infected human brains then lock him up for 20 years?
he needs WAY more than 20 years for what he’s done to the US.
It can take that long for the prion disease to kick in.
Careful, we might make him smarter.
Piano wire and a train station?
9th storey window?
It is a classic for the Russian Oligarchs…what the hell, it’s traditional.
Or some 210 tea.
You can really taste the polonium!
At last we’ll see Trump’s tax records 👀🍿
